The Choosy Beggar

Sunday through Thursday, 5/19-5/23, Soiffer Haskin is hosting a big Joseph Abboud warehouse sale featuring deep discounts on sportswear and suiting. Looking over spring 2013, we were left wondering where one would wear these clothes. (Correct answer: taking down drug smugglers via speed boat along the Miami coast in 1984.)

Joseph Abboud Warehouse Sale – Soiffer Haskin – 317 W 33rd btwn 8th & 9th – Sun 9am-6pm, Mon-Wed 9am-7pm, Thurs 9pm-5pm – Credit Cards Only – Map

Friday through Sunday, 5/17-5/19, Rocksmith is hosting a sample sale featuring deep discounts on its real-as-the-street (but not really) wares. Expect specialty items for $10; tees and hats for $15; fleeces and outerwear for $30; …

Friday and Sunday, 5/17-/5/19 — but not Saturday — Ovadia & Sons is hosting a sample sale featuring discounts on smart sportswear.

Ovadia & Sons Sample Sale – 155 Wooster St at West Houston, Suite 4R – Fri 9am-4pm, Sat Closed, Sun 11am-5pm – Map

Thursday through Saturday, 5/16-5/19, Derelicte Showroom is hosting another sample sale featuring deep discounts on Farah Vintage, Ziggy Denim, V.S.T.R., Gram Shoes (pictured), Cuipo, Ksubi… Readers had some nice things to say about the last event. Also, last time, all shoes were sample size 9, shirts came in Medium and Large, and all bottoms were size 32.

Derelicte Showroom – 225 West 28th St btw 7th & 8th, Unit 1 – 11pm-6pm Daily – Map

Thursday through Saturday, 5/16-5/18, The News Showroom is hosting its seasonal sample sale featuring some new and longstanding brands, including White Mountaineering (pictured), Folk, Cheap Monday, Highland, Common Projects, Clu, Destin, …

The News Sample Sale – 495 Broadway btw Broome & Spring, 5th Fl – 10am-6pm Daily – 212-925-9700 – Map